Thursday, April 29, 2010

doritos.

i love you, so very much.

but i think you should stop being so addictive.

my pockets are becoming rapidly lighter, while my tummy becomes rapidly fuller.

not to mention when you are paired with guacamole and cheese.

that is all.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

:[

so i was looking through my uncles facebook today and i came across this.

http://tvnz.co.nz/attitude/s2010-e3-video-3432946

it's a story he did on tv one with his wife about their unborn down syndrome child. i havent seen this family in over a year and it makes me sad that i have to find these things out through facebook. but then i watched it and all my anger towards there lack of contact just turned to tears and sadness for what they must be going through right now.

makes you think.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

meet frank.


this is frank.
for my childrens book i'm currently doing in class.

once it is complete i will post the whole thing on here.

that is all.

hey you'se

sitting on the bus in akl city the other day, minding my own business.
then a bunch of kids hop on, blasting 50 cent from the poor speakers of there cellphone.
ok this annoyed me but i easily blocked it out.
what i couldn't block out was their grammar.
deciding to take a seat right behind me, i could hear everything they were saying.

e.g.
"aw you'se guys was so funny last night bro. when you'se was trying ta pick up those chicks ay"

"haha aw nah bro what was funny was when you'se were tryna have a skate but you'se got munted as bro cause you'se were so wasted"

ahhh my ears. my ears.
where do people pick up grammar like this i mean it would take like a split second longer to say "you guys" instead of "you'se".

and god, no wonder you weren't "picking up those chicks ay".

that is all.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

mightymighty.

oh how wondeful you are.
with your big crate beers.
and your detailed affairs.
i love you.
you are the time of my life.
whenever i want to go out.
i head to the bottom of your stairs.
and climb without fears.
because i know awaiting me.
is a great night that will be.
grawesome.

that is all.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

bitch bitch bitch.

moan moan moan.
i
cbf'ed
anymore.

that is all.

Monday, April 12, 2010

patches.

so i got my quitline pack.
-excited face-
not really.

day one on the patches and so far so good. not cranky.. yet. dont want a smoke... yet. but bloody hell am i hungry. permanantley. it sucks. i think so far today i've eaten 2 family packs of doritos, one bowl of noodles, half a packet of biscuits, 2 eggs on bread and half a bowl of guacamole >.<

not looking forward to the rest of the week. poor mum that im coming home just as im quitting.

new tattoo tommorow. yay.

that is all.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

ohno.

http://www.disneydreaming.com/2010/04/09/is-miley-cyrus-already-planning-her-wedding-to-liam-hemsworth/

not usually one for gossip in the celebrity world simply because half of its complete bullshit but this seems to be something thats gonna happen. i can imagine it. and... i can imagine its down fall. britney wasnt even planning to marry at 18! and look whats happened to her.

guess we'll just have to wait and see. it'll be hard to find out because she already wears a promise ring on her wedding finger but maybe ill have to look out for Liams wedding band.

this is all.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

quitline.

today i saw an advert for quitline offering to post out free patches and gum so i thought 'hey, why not!'

after filling out my details i recieved a confirmation email stating that i have taken a good step towards a better future and that my quit pack would arrive in roughly 7 working days.

in the mean time i think its only fair i finish the ciggarettes i have already spent my hard earnt money on.

stay tuned for a whole lot of shitty-ness.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

bieber.

oh justin. justin, justin, justin.

at first i found myself disliking you simply for that fact that your music sounds like a mash together of everything else mainstream in the industry, but yesterday to my disgust i found myself sub-consciously singing along to your music.

WTFFF?!

i dont even know the name of this song, or what its about.. yet you seem to be good at getting into peoples minds without permission and brainwashing them. did usher teach you this? probably. he's good at that too.

oh oh oh..
shit.

please stop making music, im rather ashamed with myself.
ohwell.
soon you'll be smoking too much crack to do anything anyway.